Oh My Fucking God Guy: Hey Kristy thanks so much for giving me your email. I know it says on your profile not to ask where you live but where do you live? Anyway, I’d love to learn about how to get your content and how to meet up and potentially play? Me: (Sends...
Have you tried to be furniture HAHAHAH YOU RUN SO FAR BUT INSIDE ALL THE TIME VECAUSE SHANNON KNOWS WHERE IT IS AND INSIDE THE ALSO BEHIND WHEREIS IT DO YOU DO MEETUPS? Dearest Kristy. I am here to enquire about the banned content you have available on offer. Do you...
Guys – What The Fuck So I’ve gotten no less then 50 “Hey, when you’re in (insert city here) just let me know, I’d love to fuck you” in the past 24 hours. Men, has any woman who you don’t know, EVER “let you know”...
Guys – Good morning you dirty Daddies So…just wanted to give a bit of a window into a sluts experience here on Fet, and what is, and ISNT within a slut girls powers. Gay or trans men often write me asking “Hey girl, how can I suck all these straight...
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How To Translate Man Code Ladies, after answering literally 100 thousand communications over the past few years, I’ve learned that some men speak in code. I’ve taken the liberty of translating these codes, so you can save yourself lots of time and energy:)...
Getting Ass Means You Aren’t Acting Like An Asshole Oh hello beautiful fet people! So I just wanted to give a pro tip to all the pseudo doms, big talkers, and any person who generally wants something from a girl on Fet, or a girl irl. So, are you ready? This is...
