I Am A Fetlife Whore So in the past 2 weeks I’ve been reported 19 different times. Why? Instead of immediately submitting to the fantasies of the men who message me, I instead, gasp, turned out to be a human being with her own needs, wants, and outlooks. Why?...
Don’t Be A Fucking Dickhead, Guys Fetlife is sort of like Pokemon. You run into all sorts of creatures here. The “Dom”. The “sub”. The “Cuck”. The “primal” But there’s a certain sub species of sexual deviant...
Your Communication Skills Probably Suck … Let’s chat about your communication skills. By you, I mean the 100 million+ horny men who want to fuck in this country. So I’ve gotten no less then 50 “Hey, when you’re in (insert city here) just...
Your Fetlife Profile Probably Sucks I exist at the epicenter of Fetlifes black hole. All filth, all misspelled messages, all half baked fantasies, all uninspired desires, all unsolicited cock photos, are drawn to me. I see it all. Laid out before me in a vast...
Want Pussy? part 1 So, just want to help expand the collective consciousness of the uninitiated male population of Fetlife. You want pussy? Keep reading fuckers. I want to share something that will make your time on this site infinitely more satisfying, enjoyable, and...
