Getting Laid Takes More Than A Little Work On Your Part So, just want to help expand the collective consciousness of the uninitiated male population of Fetlife. So, let’s just get something straight. Fetlife, is not some fantasy world where social graces,...
I Am A Fetlife Whore So in the past 2 weeks I’ve been reported 19 different times. Why? Instead of immediately submitting to the fantasies of the men who message me, I instead, gasp, turned out to be a human being with her own needs, wants, and outlooks. Why?...
Don’t Be A Fucking Dickhead, Guys Fetlife is sort of like Pokemon. You run into all sorts of creatures here. The “Dom”. The “sub”. The “Cuck”. The “primal” But there’s a certain sub species of sexual deviant...
Your Communication Skills Probably Suck … Let’s chat about your communication skills. By you, I mean the 100 million+ horny men who want to fuck in this country. So I’ve gotten no less then 50 “Hey, when you’re in (insert city here) just...
Your Fetlife Profile Probably Sucks I exist at the epicenter of Fetlifes black hole. All filth, all misspelled messages, all half baked fantasies, all uninspired desires, all unsolicited cock photos, are drawn to me. I see it all. Laid out before me in a vast...
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There is an epidemic of Fet, or perhaps it exists across all forms of social media, of perceived ownership of a public figure. I see it all the time. A woman changes her hairstyle, gains or loses a few pounds, breaks up or gets together with a man, and the comment...
How To NOT Get Laid part 1 A group of Fet ladies and I were recently talking about answering literally 100 thousand communications over the past few years. We noticed some shocking similarities, and patterns, that were repeating over and over again across our shared...
My Guide To Fetlife, Your Guide To Getting Laid So you’ve just signed up! Welcome! I’m sure you’re mid stroke, ready to fire off a million messages, join a million groups, and generally dive right in, but take a minute to read the following guide. I...
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