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Your Fetlife Profile Probably Sucks

I exist at the epicenter of Fetlifes black hole.

All filth, all misspelled messages, all half baked fantasies, all uninspired desires, all unsolicited cock photos, are drawn to me.

I see it all. Laid out before me in a vast collection of the good, the bad, and ugly.

From this place of sovereignty I’ve constructed a basically bulletproof system of what a man needs to do, say, post, message, and comment on, as well as how he should build his profile, for MAXIMUM success on Fetlife.

If you’re getting frustrated with interactions with women. If your messages are going unanswered. If none of your photos or videos are getting “liked”. If you’re getting ganged up on in the comments section. If you feel lost, or ignored. If you feel like you’re just spinning wheels, and endlessly left with heavy, undrained balls….I want you to take a deep breath and realize a hard truth;

It’s not them, it’s you.

Maybe your profile is all dimly lit, badly angled cock shots.

Perhaps you’re only posting anime pictures of women being fucked by tentacles.

There’s a chance your “about me” section is full of grammar and spelling errors.

More advice on fixing your Fetlife profile below …

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… continued (by the way fucking COMMENT below! I drink more piss when I get more comments).

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But more likely then not, you’re just not aware of the perfect combination of dominance, humor, respect, and social etiquette are required to fill your inbox with willing play partners.

If you’re tired of banging your head against the wall, instead of banging fetlifes hottest little holes, listen up; I’ll be offering coaching, profile optimization and management, first message templates, profile promotion, and a plethora of other services to a select number of Daddies who are ready to take it to the next level.

If you’re ready to really step it up, humble yourself to a new process, and finally have the Fetlife experience you’ve been dreaming of, shoot me a message, because life is too short to not live your wildest dreams.



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