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The Pushy Nice Guys

The Pushy Nice Guys

Don’t Be A Fucking Dickhead, Guys Fetlife is sort of like Pokemon. You run into all sorts of creatures here. The “Dom”. The “sub”. The “Cuck”. The “primal” But there’s a certain sub species of sexual deviant...
Your FetLife Profile Needs Work

Your FetLife Profile Needs Work

Your Fetlife Profile Probably Sucks I exist at the epicenter of Fetlifes black hole. All filth, all misspelled messages, all half baked fantasies, all uninspired desires, all unsolicited cock photos, are drawn to me. I see it all. Laid out before me in a vast...
Want Pussy? Read This

Want Pussy? Read This

Want Pussy? part 1 So, just want to help expand the collective consciousness of the uninitiated male population of Fetlife. You want pussy? Keep reading fuckers. I want to share something that will make your time on this site infinitely more satisfying, enjoyable, and...
The Penis Gallery

The Penis Gallery

There is an epidemic of Fet, or perhaps it exists across all forms of social media, of perceived ownership of a public figure. I see it all the time. A woman changes her hairstyle, gains or loses a few pounds, breaks up or gets together with a man, and the comment...
How To NOT Get Laid

How To NOT Get Laid

How To NOT Get Laid part 1 A group of Fet ladies and I were recently talking about answering literally 100 thousand communications over the past few years. We noticed some shocking similarities, and patterns, that were repeating over and over again across our shared...